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Social Studies

Animal Fails

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2022

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

This week, Joe recounts his first week with a brand new golden-retriever puppy named Mack, and notices a few similarities to training a puppy and teaching a classroom of five year olds! Joe also shares some amazing animal fails sent in from the Socialite nation.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

0:04.2

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

0:09.1

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

0:15.5

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

0:20.6

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

0:26.4

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

0:44.1

Hello, socialites. Welcome back to the social studies podcast. The podcast where I study

0:49.5

social by being social. Welcome to 2022. What a year. What a year already. Can you believe it?

0:58.2

2021 is gone and what? You know what I can't believe? We've been in a panda. K for a pandemic

1:04.9

for about what? Like, oh, is it? It's almost over two years now. That's psychotic. Ooh, baby.

1:13.1

I'm ready to get rid of that bibby-bibby-bibble shit because just not not having it. Not doing

1:18.9

anymore. Let me tell you something. My 2022 is off to a, a great start. Be jealous. We got

1:29.6

drumroll, please, but a dog. Beautiful golden retriever puppy. Absolutely loving him. He's the best.

1:41.8

He's so good. You guys, I don't know what it is, but like gold is named Mac, by the way. Mac.

1:47.2

Short from Mac and Nah, which if you're from the mitten state of Michigan, you understand that.

1:54.5

It's a city and a bridge and an island. And now you know, off the, off the northern tip of the

2:02.7

lower peninsula of Michigan. So a little ode to mesh over here in CC. We we gave for Seattle.

2:10.2

Golden retrievers. I don't know if this is all of them or just mine, but they sort of come on

2:16.2

auto good. Like this dog is blowing my friggin mind. So he couple backstories. We bring them home

2:27.1

sure. First day, cries through the night, right? And that is not pleasant. Got up three times,

2:36.0

let them out. Day two, slept through the night and has slept anywhere between eight to ten hours

2:44.1

through the night every night. Since we've brought him home, which was like three weeks ago.

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