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Social Studies

Animal Escape!

Social Studies

Joe Dombrowski & Gaspare Randazzo

Comedy, Stand-up

51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2021

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Things get literally wild as Joe shares some stories from when he moonlighted as a zoo-man during his first few years teaching. Then he shares other teacher stories of animal shenanigans including stories featuring Madagascar hissing cockroaches, an echidna, and of course snakes!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's up, it's Joe. Thanks for listening to the podcasts. Before we get into it,

0:04.2

I want to remind you guys that this spring, 2023, I am back on tour. You can get your tickets

0:09.1

at MrDTimes3.com. I'm coming to New Brunswick, New Jersey, Honolulu, Spokane, Toronto,

0:15.5

Sacramento. Then I'm filming my first ever comedy special at the Blasco Theater in Los Angeles,

0:20.6

California. After that, it's Denver, St. Louis, Burlington, Vermont, Nashville, Austin,

0:26.4

Billy, Charlotte, and Madison, Wisconsin. Get your tickets at MrDTimes3.com, and we'll see you there.

0:44.1

Hello, socialites, and welcome back to the Social Studies Podcast, the podcast for a study

0:48.7

being social, by being social. Today's episode is brought to you by a little baby animal

0:54.5

who's escaping into your classroom. Well, that is one thing that we are going to talk about,

0:58.4

because I asked the world to tell me about times where animals escaped into your school,

1:04.0

escaped into, escaped into. I don't think that works. What would they do? Would they

1:10.7

weasel their way into? What would that be called if they got in? I don't know. They got in,

1:18.4

animals that got into your school. That's what I asked. And then you gave me some pretty,

1:22.9

some pretty alarming situations, which I cannot wait to talk about. But today's episode is also

1:29.6

brought to you by Labor Day. Labor Day. The day where we don't do labor, what happens in your

1:36.8

career as a teacher when you're like a, I don't know, life happens, you're like a 23, 24, 25,

1:45.4

26 year old teacher. Labor Day comes around and you go out. You'll love to go out. You'll love

1:52.9

to drink with your friends. You probably plan a weekend with all your buds and everything.

1:57.2

And it's so great. You're going to go out drinking and drink your liver, stupid.

2:01.9

Can I just say that is the least thing that I want anymore? What? I don't even have kids.

2:06.9

I don't even have a family. And I'm just over here like, you know what I want to do on Labor Day?

2:10.6

I want to sit on my butt and do absolutely nothing. Literally this entire day I've done nothing.

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