Animal Disasters, Part 1 (Live at SXSW!)

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 13 March 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

The Shutdown Fullcast heads to the home of Big Cow himself for our first ever ANIMAL DISASTERS episode. What kind of disasters? - The kind where someone decides "a gun in a Publix" is a solution - The kind that involve early 20th century Atlantic City - The kind where your Dad ends up putting multiple holes in the wall - The kind where a mascot becomes a serial killer - Tennessee Volunteers football And so forth. Somehow, Ryan forgot to bring up Noah at all on this episode! What an idiot. (Please note: this is a slightly shorter episode than usual because we cut out the Q&A portion of the show. You gotta show up in person if you want to learn those secrets, sucker.) We are conducting an audience survey to better serve you. It takes no more than five minutes, and it really helps out the show. Please take our survey here: https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/3X6WMNF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, Fulcast pals, this episode is a live show. We just did an Austin for South by Southwest.
0:04.9	It was a really, really great time. And at least as of the time I'm recording this,
0:09.9	did not get any of us fired, which is a great bonus. If you came out, thank you so much for doing
0:14.7	that. We really enjoyed meeting a lot of you and getting you to chant inappropriate things.
0:19.6	We also heard that some people weren't able to get in due to capacity limits. If that was you,
0:24.4	we're sorry, we'll be sure to come back to Texas soon, don't worry. Oh, and this episode is a
0:29.0	little shorter than usual because per live show custom, we omitted the question and answer
0:34.2	portion. That part is only for those who show up in person. That's right. Feel the FOMO course
0:40.2	through your veins. Please welcome, for an espionation, the hosts of shutdown Fulcast. We've got Ryan
0:48.8	Nanny. Ben Zahol and Jason Cuck. Oh, God. Actually, all right. So I know how we're supposed to
1:16.4	start the show. We're not going to do that quite yet because I first want to know who has no
1:21.9	idea what they're about to see. It's not too late. Cool. Who is here from outside of Texas? Hell yeah.
1:44.0	Who is here? What else you want to know? This is your bitch. I don't have bits.
1:54.1	Bits is such a kind word for what we do. Well, one thing we did at our every single live show we've
2:00.4	ever done before. Because the shutdown Fulcast is nothing except consistent.
2:06.8	It's on the count of three. Everybody, your school's cheer, whatever it may be. We're all going to
2:14.3	holler it at once. Right. Let it out. Fight on. Roll tide. Go gators. Preferably hook them.
2:20.0	Yeah. Oh, man. All right. I'm free. I'm free. Ready? One, two, three.
2:26.8	All right. Now we're ready. Okay. Yeah. That's a lot of Texas. You have my permission to do your thing.
2:39.9	The thing where I open the show. The thing where you open the show. Okay.
2:49.5	It's done to feel good. Don't feel right. What do you mean doesn't feel right?
2:52.5	No, don't feel right. Like we're in Texas. Right? Which I'm just going to do this because you can do
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