Pina!

Hi, I'm Adam Gidwitz, host of Grim, Grimmer, Grimist, and I'm here to ask you to make a very grim decision.

Okay, ready?

Would you rather face off against thousands of stampeding pigs

or face off against a forest full of strange birds, some of which you don't

know the names of.

Now take a moment to think it over carefully.

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Ready? Let's hear some answers.

This is a hard one.

I would rather face off against a thousand and stand peating picks

that would just jump and ride one.

Jump, perfect moment.

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