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The Moon Under Water

Ania Magliano - The Two Wolves of Alcohol Consumption (Part 1)

The Moon Under Water

Audio Always

Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8675 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

The four day bank holiday seems so distant now, and many of us are longing to be back in a sunny beer garden quaffing down on a pint of golden nectar. Thankfully at The Moon Under Water it's always a bank holiday, meaning you can sup along with your favourite pint no matter what day it is (even if it means supping in your mind). This week's guest is certainly excited to be joining us in the Correct Realm, and we can't wait to hear what shape her dream pub will take; it's stand up comedian Ania Magliano!


Ania is an award winning comic that has written for a whole host of programmes on TV and radio. She's also an acclaimed stand-up, and she'll be performing her debut hour-long show at the Edinburgh Fringe this year. But pubs are no laughing matter, and soon it will be time for her to get down to the serious business of choosing the drinks that populate her own 'Pub of the Mind'.


Want to hear an extended version of this episode, gain access to our bonus podcast ‘Behind The Cellar Door’ and support the upkeep of the pub? If so, head to moonunderpod.com and sign up to our Patreon!


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0:00.0

Take the Green Road along the riverbank.

0:09.0

The boatsman's festival will be coming to an end.

0:12.0

The harbour swains and lockkeepers meet and the awning to take the last drops,

0:18.0

beneath the blossom pink sky. Follow the lights, the lights over the bridge and through the

0:25.9

round fruit garden, avenue on avenue of peach and cherry plum and dandelion. Then through the walled beds of

0:36.2

roses to the moon underwater. Hello everyone, welcome one, welcome all.

1:10.2

It is I, John Robbins, landlord of the moon underwater,

1:13.6

here to welcome ye, and also to welcome a guest to fit out and kit out their dream pub,

1:20.7

and talk about all things pub and pint with me to navigate the ebbs and flows of public business.

1:28.6

It's our regular, the lovely Robin Allender.

1:30.9

Hello, Robin.

1:31.8

Hello, John.

1:32.9

Pull up a pew, my dearest pal.

1:36.4

Thank you.

1:37.2

And pour thyself a delicious orange drink.

1:40.6

I'll let you behind the bar, if you like.

1:42.6

Thanks. I'm just drinking it straight from the tap.

1:45.2

Straight from the tap with his gullet set to open.

1:48.9

Is that okay?

1:50.1

Yeah, that's fine, mate.

1:51.9

Oh, I tell you what, Robin, I've been out in the angular gardens.

1:55.8

Oh, yeah.

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