The So, Boo! International Football is, this is how rubbish international football is? This is how rubbish international football is.

Brazil versus Ghana, the most colourful football match

you could possibly imagine, couldn't sell out Fulham's ground,

which is about big enough to hold three men and a dog and then

it's a rubbish game anyway.

Yeah it's really sad because like I'm a huge World Cup fan I really am like the World Cup is

probably my single favorite thing about football

I just absolutely love it but everything apart from the World Cup is just

complete and utter dross I mean I quite like the euros and I like the Africa Cup of

Nations but the qualifiers are

interminable by their very nature they're almost always mismatched games or meaningless

games. Being English I have to watch England if I want to watch

football on terrestrial television. I grew up as an England fan, I'm not ashamed to

admit it, but I'm really not sure... It's part of the 12-step process. You know, I said

last night on Twitter, that's it. I'm not watching them again until we've got five players

in the starting lineup. If we've got five players in the starting lineup.

If we've got, if Jones, Smalling, Cleverly, Rooney and Young all start for England,

then I'll watch them.

But until that day...

The thing is, Kapello had the opportunity to do that.

And I mean, there was not a chance England was going to lose that game.

Even if they, in fact, there's probably more chance England were going to lose that game

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