What most people think. Hello and welcome to this week's episode of what most people think and I am finally back from my Alan Partridge length stay at the travel lodge at

Edinburgh Cameron Toll and I got out of there the final show if you were there the final

show I'd lovely final show on the Sunday but I got out of there like a getaway driver literally

off stage I had my suitcase with me I made dash. I think I rolled over a bonnet.

I jumped in a car and I just said to the taxi driver, drive.

And I got my train home and I was home yesterday evening. And I want to bring in this week's guest now, Alan Cochran. Firstly, welcome back to the show. Thanks very much for having me. And also, have you ever had one of those in a fringe run where you've actually gone on the day that you finish and just like...

Many, many times, in fact.

I did several Edinburgh where I parked a car near the stand.

Oh, that's lovely.

And literally finished the show, a walk down to a park car, including one.

And I apologise if I've told you this before, but it's one of

my enjoyable, grim life as a stand-up stories. I was driving back from the Edinburgh fringe,

and obviously I've just sort of hooked all the food that's in the fridge, especially if it's

perishable, and I've sort of scooped it into a carrier bag.

And then I've put it on the passenger seat as I'm driving back.

And I had some crackers, like cheesy crackers.

And you know that blue cheese that's in the triangle, Santa Gare?

You know, that stuff?

Yes, yeah.

It was quite soft.

I had that.

But I was driving in the dark and the crackers stopped working.

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