Miss Fit toys.

Doug Hays, candy wrappers, greeny, baby, sticky,

Seeds with 50-as-and-hop, or Colonel's in his feet

There's still not more than he wants

In a cup of police!

Hey everybody, my name is Doug and I love movies

And you know what Doug doesn't like? Is baseball?

Feels like there's some empty seats here tonight

Because people care so much about the world series

Which I thought was a thing people didn't care about anymore

But then when a team that hasn't gotten into it for a million gazillion years gets into it then suddenly becomes very exciting

Is it weird to have this in front of my face the whole time?

I think this time I'm going to do it because I have...

I'm just going to jump to this since you've already seen it

Thanks to the folks at Star as I have Ash versus the Evil Dead foam chainsaw hand

Time to be number one, put a chainsaw on your hand instead

And sort of say that you're number one, but through chainsaw

Plus a lot of other stuff from Ash versus the Evil Dead and the prize bag tonight they sent me a ton of promotional materials

And I will get them all out of my house

We're coming to you once again from our original home the UCB Theatre Franklin location in Los Angeles, California

That's right! Give it up for all of those things

Especially the Franklin part of it, the Franklin location

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