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🗓️ 1 July 2024
⏱️ 72 minutes
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This week we teleport Andy Samberg from his massage parlor. A name-change, one ‘song-thing,’ kids having kids, and the Rashomon effect. Time for a top swap— it’s SmartLess!
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, hi, it's Smartless, everybody. You want to go around and introduce yourselves? We haven't done it in a long time. |
| 0:12.3 | We haven't. |
| 0:13.3 | Yeah, go ahead. |
| 0:14.3 | I'm Sean Hayes. |
| 0:15.3 | I'm Will Arnett and I'm Jason Vague. |
| 0:17.2 | What's your porn name Sean? |
| 0:19.8 | Middle name and you see a street you grew up on? |
| 0:22.3 | Patrick Valley. Patrick Valley. |
| 0:24.2 | That's actually pretty good. |
| 0:26.2 | That's pretty horny. |
| 0:27.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:28.2 | He is. |
| 0:29.2 | Kent Emerson. |
| 0:31.2 | No way. |
| 0:32.2 | Sounds like he's got a strong mustache, right? |
| 0:34.0 | Guess what? |
| 0:35.0 | Mine is Emerson Edgar. |
| 0:37.0 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:38.0 | Wow, did you guys do a porn together? |
| 0:39.0 | Are we going to do porn together? |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.0 | Let's do it after an all new smart list. Okay. Smart Plus. |
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