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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Andy Haynes Has Never Seen The Graduate

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 687 Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Incredibly wonderful standup Andy Haynes has never seen The Graduate, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Kyle and Andy are joined by super producer Rebecca, and in addition to Andy's script we play some KyleDadGame, and we meander and talk about the permeation of the previous president into everything that happens. Some New York talk, some LA talk, a lot of life talk, and just generally a nice time. If you’re reading this, please check out our patreon at patreon.com/neverseenit and find us on Stereo app for free at stereo.com/kyleayers! We’re going to be making some live, interactive content there asap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Starbeams are there.

0:02.4

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:08.9

this is never seen it.

0:13.7

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.2

Hello, everybody. On today's episode, this has never seen. Hello, everybody.

0:22.4

On today's episode, this has never seen it.

0:25.0

I think you, I don't know why I'm telling.

0:26.9

You already know that.

0:28.3

You clicked on it.

0:29.3

Maybe you don't.

0:31.4

What's it?

0:32.1

What am I doing?

0:33.2

What, okay.

0:34.5

Let's start over, Kyle.

0:36.7

I don't know. Today's episode, Andy Haynes, joins us. He's a very funny stand-up

0:41.5

comedian. He's just incredibly good writer comedian. He has never seen The Graduate, and he rewrote

0:48.5

that, and we read his script. It's so much fun. I know I say that all the time, but I just

0:53.1

truly enjoy doing this podcast.

0:55.4

And thank you for listening. But this is a wonderful episode. Rebecca joins us once again.

1:00.4

We read Andy's script. We sort of wax a long while about New York, Los Angeles, mostly like the state of affairs.

1:13.0

This is maybe our first recording since the inauguration.

1:17.0

I'm not sure.

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