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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Andy Daly, Dan Lippert, Will McLaughlin

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2014

⏱️ 85 minutes

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Summary

Toothbrush Tommy - Andy Daly, Dan Lippert, and Will McLaughlin get heated at an all you can eat restaurant, use the expert toothbrush services of a man named Toothbrush Tommy, and find out that teens are actually Oompa Loompas on this week's improv4humans with Matt Besser! They'll also create a new supernatural TV show, deal with a kid who plays games by his own rules, and explore a day in the life of a very famous hand model. Make sure to get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com ! This episode is sponsored by: Naturebox. Go to Naturebox.com/improv to save on delicious snacks. Squarespace . Use offer code YESAND for a free trial.

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0:00.0

We've got Squarespace sponsored today's episode of Improv for Human Squarespace,

0:03.7

the all-in-one platform that makes it fast and easy to create your own professional website

0:08.1

or online portfolio. For a free trial and 10% off, go to Squarespace.com and use the

0:14.2

Opera Code, yes, and...

0:29.2

Welcome to Improv for Human Squarespace. That's me. This is Improv for humans. No firebugs allowed

0:42.0

today, three other humans, myself, improvising off your suggestions. Given to us,

0:47.2

at Matt Besser on Twitter, yeah, it actually works. Your suggestion will be turned into comedy

0:53.6

gold folks. Dan Lippert, Andy Daley. Well, Mick Laughlin. Welcome, guys. Let's jump into this

1:02.5

Twitter line, just get some questions. I haven't looked at it yet at all.

1:06.8

Questions. Intro questions. They don't know who you guys are, so they're not like...

1:12.0

When you say no to your Twitter thing, do you bait them with something like...

1:15.6

What's a... What's a... Well, no, it just means it's like... What's a profound moment you have,

1:20.8

and then they send something into you? That's what they wear. That's what... Oh, it's good,

1:24.8

so that's what they do. Okay. But there's good ones and bad ones. I might not been on up till now.

1:29.2

Oh, well. That's Andy Daley, ladies and gentlemen. Like, some will inspire stories and

1:35.5

someone's... They're trying to be funny with the question. Oh, I know, and then they get kicked out.

1:46.4

That means they're not human, because they don't get it. That's that certain way to

1:50.6

suss out aliens and robots, right? They don't get how to ask a question. They think they're

1:56.7

joining in. This improv is not for them. Yeah. No, fit us not. Bad experience. Chad Hawks

2:06.3

asks. Bad experience with an all-you-can-eat restaurant. Okay, that's pretty good. There could be a

2:12.9

story in there. That's a chestnut. Oh, bad experience with all-you-can-eat restaurant. I want... I'm

2:19.8

not sure. I'm just gonna stumble into this, but I remember there being a rib tip. All you could

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