Welcome to Improvert Humans with Matt Bester. That's me. This is Improvert Humans today.

We got three other humans on here and provides with me. We're going to get your suggestions off the Twitter.

They'll inspire some conversation and that will inspire some comedy gold. Okay, Joe Wingert.

If you were transported into the body of a pirate, mid-rayed, but it's still your brain,

still your moral compass, you're just immediately there and for some reason you know it's not a dream.

You know this is happening in your mid-rayed. Are you going to go with it? Are you going to roll with it?

I'm going to go with it. I'm not going to kill anybody. I am going to try and find a rope and swing from one part of the ship to the other part of the ship.

I'm going to try and remain active and seem like I'm actively rating, but I'm going to try it. Okay, hold on now.

I said mid-rays. You're probably already swinging and you're going to land over there and probably not do very well because you've never landed on a moving ship.

You don't know that. I don't know. I'm just guessing. But let's say you do land well. Someone's going to be attacking you right away.

I guess I would try and cut them in the leg or the arms or something. No, I'm not going to murder somebody.

That's how you want to start off the podcast today. Ask me if I'm going to murder somebody. No, even a brain switching is happening. I'm not a murderer.

I don't like being put in this position right from the start. You can go and hide. You can swing back. Yeah, I'm going hide.

Then the other pirate's killing me for that. Then so be it. Really? That's admirable. Yeah. I think I'd probably kill. Try and roll with it.

Amanda Sitko.

If you ever thought I was changing your name to sitcom during pilot season, your agent doesn't push for that.

No, my last name means Collender and Polish, like a pasta strainer. Really? Yeah, so you Google my last name. That's what you'll get.

That's what your ancestors did when people needed their pasta strainer came down to their house.

You could be any black man over 40, but you could only be him for a year. Then you're back in your body.

He's alive now, so he's over 40 now, so you can't say Blake Griffin. Is the dude from the green mile over 40?

Yeah, that dude. I'd be that. Really? Why? I just want to see what it's like to be so physically intimidating.

When I walked down the street, no one would move aside, but I think that guy's so huge. Is he? Yeah, or that guy from Friday with the weird eye.

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