I'm always up before the birds and the kids.

Good thing Costa Express is always up too.

Early starts are easier with great coffee.

And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.

Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.

Oh, you legend.

Now that's a proper coffee.

Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.

Hmm.

Costa Express.

Quality coffee every time.

Is Andy Burnham, the King of the North, about to topple Kyrs Stama as leader of the Labour Party.

Now, the Mayor of Great in Manchester is very clearly on manoeuvres, and so are Labour MPs,

who are utterly despairing of this big flaming motorway pile-up, which calls itself a government.

That's not just because, by the way, of the calamitous record of his government in office.

That's bad enough.

There's also a scandal enveloping Keir Starmist Chief of Staff, Morgan McSweeney,

who we should consider to be the real Prime Minister,

yet the media has helped conspire to hide him from scrutiny.

We're going to talk about this emerging development, let's put it that way.

Now, Andy Vernon has publicly declared that Labour MPs are privately urging him to challenge

Stama to take the top job.

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