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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Andrew Schulz Returns!

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast

Kevin Ryan & H. Foley

Comedy

4.95.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Kippy and Foley are joined by old pal Andrew Schulz! Thanks for listening. Love youse guys. Come to a live show! Follow Kevin: https://www.instagram.com/kevinryancomedy/ Follow Foley: https://www.instagram.com/hfoleycomedy/ Live Shows: https://linktr.ee/AreYouGarbage PATREON: https://www.patreon.com/AreYouGarbage MERCH: https://www.bonfire.com/store/are-you-garbage/ Helix Sleep: https://www.helixsleep.com/Garbage Blue Chew: https://www.get.bluechew.com/ Promo Code: Garbage Comedians H. Foley and Kevin Ryan are self proclaimed GARBAGE. Each week a new stand up comedian gets put to the test. Steal shampoo from hotels? Own a George Foreman Grill? Ever worn JNCO Jeans? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Stop the show, gang.

0:01.2

We got a little tour update coming at you.

0:03.2

Uh-oh.

0:03.6

The stay trashy tour is rolling along.

0:05.9

Vermont and Connecticut.

0:07.0

We added second shows.

0:08.2

We'll beat her this weekend, baby. Get the squad and come out and see us. Yeah, gang. Then we're going to be in Tampa, Florida. Second show out of there. Get those tickets. Limited tickets left. Then we're going to Dania Beach, Florida, Raleigh, North Carolina, Louisville, Kentucky, Cleveland, Ohio, and Columbus, Ohio.

0:22.4

Get those tickets.

0:23.1

It's a good time.

0:24.0

A little AYG with the crowd, some stand-up comedy.

0:26.4

We'll see you there.

0:27.2

More dates coming.

0:28.2

Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage, the show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash.

0:42.1

Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.

0:51.8

Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's new favorite podcast. This is RU Garbage. Oh, yeah. It's that little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that after you're going to be classy. Yeah. After just a big old piece of trash. I'm your host, Dave's Foley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootty's in the new edition, baby.

1:11.6

Ooh, she's out there spending that money thinking about putting in a pool table for the summer. Oh, God. See how it works out. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. She is an international businessman. man, and the word on Wall Street is you think about scooping up a couple of these banks that are pinned up against the wall.

1:28.9

About to find themselves between a rock and a forehead.

1:31.3

Give it up for KJ Kevin James Ryan hey what's up gang got me at the leg got me at the buzzer meter right there what's up everybody thanks for tuning in as always please make sure you rate of view subscribe on iTunes full video available on YouTube as you you know, those numbers are. True to row. Cooking.

1:44.6

Then obviously, I don't have to say it in this room, the greatest website of all time, www. www. patreon.com. Check it the fuck out, gang. It's a party over there. Yes, sir. And having a nice quick shout out to our producer extraordinaire. The Magic Man makes us all look good. works the ones, works to twos, works the threes and the fours now, crosses the T's and dots the eyes,

2:03.6

and now you can get a little peek at him. man makes us all look good works the ones works the twos works the threes and the fours now

2:01.0

crosses the t's and dots the eyes and now you can get a little peek at him on the toby cam ladies

2:06.1

but no touchy touchy giving up for tibone mcruffins toby mcmoblin everybody what up dude

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