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🗓️ 13 November 2018
⏱️ 52 minutes
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0:30.0 | I'm gonna take you down |
0:32.2 | Stick around |
0:33.2 | Make a sound under down, you stomp people down |
0:37.3 | Hey, townies welcome to another episode of dumb people town population population Santino |
0:44.2 | No, I'm not dumb |
0:46.1 | Yeah, you're not dumb, but you are in the town in New York to have you've entered dumb people town |
0:51.2 | It's a twilight zone of dumbness. It's basically that we believe the world's getting dumb |
0:55.8 | Yeah, it is don't you think so? There's no doubt or dumb and smarter fighting and dumb |
1:00.6 | Just beating it down with that day drinking dumb strength. Yeah, but I like day drinking so I'm doing it solid |
1:05.8 | But like some people who don't know how to stop like that's where it gets in the team. Yeah |
1:09.8 | I say I think more than three |
1:12.5 | Drinks and you're done for the day. I think if you have up to three you're good |
1:15.9 | But after three you're napping and you're out |
1:17.8 | That's it. We have a shirt that we will be selling by the way |
1:20.2 | Yes, yeah, all of our live events which is and it's out right now |
1:23.4 | It's six p.m. Is the three a.m. of day drinking. Oh, isn't that the truth? That's really good |
1:28.3 | It's kind of a truth that is exactly the all bad stuff happens in six p.m. If you've been drinking all day |
1:32.9 | Yeah, yeah, yeah, really bad. I mean, for me, it's mostly a nap. I just go home to my wife and take a nap |
1:37.3 | And she's like what have you been doing all day? You're like working |
1:40.5 | I mean, we're getting from the gym |
1:43.8 | It's just hanging out with Jim. We should also admit that there's somebody else hanging around town today |
1:50.7 | Just off my presence is felt is one of our favorite people in the world. This is my grandmother dance grandma |
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