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The Harland Highway

7EQUIS

Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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0:00.0	I think someone's got a really bad case of icing face.
0:04.0	Me? You know you look like a cinnabon right now, right?
0:08.0	Mm, lick me up.
0:09.0	You look like the Pillsbury dough boy broke into your house in the middle of the night
0:14.0	and had a fantasy on your face.
0:16.0	He assaulted me.
0:17.0	I don't know if you ever saw 101 Dalmatians.
0:19.0	I can't stop watching it. You look like number 87.
0:23.4	Are you serious?
0:24.2	He was the cutest one out of the...
0:25.7	That's my favorite one.
0:26.4	Which one do I look like?
0:28.2	102.
0:29.6	But there was only 101.
0:31.3	That's the one that didn't make it, mate.
0:33.1	Dude, you looked like you probably spent the whole night down in West Hollywood at a fun, fun party.
0:38.9	You know what I like about those parties?
0:40.4	The fun?
0:41.2	No chicks.
0:42.7	Yeah, it looks like it.
0:45.2	No checks.
0:50.1	You're riding down the Harland Highway.
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