Andrew Santino's PERFECT Impressions: Bill Burr, Jordan Peterson & Joe Biden

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

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4.6 • 6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 January 2023

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Today we got Andrew Santino / Bill Burr / Joe Biden/ Jordan Peterson in the studio to talk about his NEW Netflix special, what he would do if he won the lotto, and why Bobby Lee would get NOTHING. INDULGE! 00:00 - Santino is the king of L.A. + moving to NYC 02:21 - Bad Friends are going on tour + format 06:08 - LA scene is too fragmented + Rogan set the tone 15:20 - Santino wants to change things up 19:55 - Bobby has to put away his hog on tour 22:16 - Finding out girlfriends’ body counts 25:17 - Santino’s incredible Wikifeet score 29:17 - Bobby Lee has a higher score than Schulz 33:50 - Santino’s mum got a BMW + Dad got a gift card 40:01 - Mark thinks Santino is OLD 42:35 - Gay for pay? 47:17 - What’s the dream role? + Santino is a natural redhead 49:42 - Meat Beat Schedule 52:15 - Avatar will always make money + Top Gun in perfect 56:05 - Hollywood doesn’t take Comics seriously 01:00:28 - Biden drops by... 01:01:10 - Santino would say the N word… 01:06:31 - Mr Beast should stick to philanthropy 01:09:16 - Forget your dreams, get a real job 01:14:19 - Santino doesn’t want $100m + Schulz wants financial freedom 01:31:07 - The day Santino quit his job to pursue comedy 01:34:02 - Choosing to do a Netflix special 01:41:02 - “Cheeseburger” Andrew Santino’s new Netflix Special Redid them

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0:00.0	Live from New York City, it's Lagran, especially guest appearances from Bill Burr.
0:09.4	Never gonna make it.
0:10.6	The bottom's gonna drop out if you fucking money.
0:13.1	It's an impetus, then.
0:14.9	Well, you know, honestly, we have to look at all that stuff.
0:18.2	And that's fact, how can you be born a man and claim to be a woman?
0:21.6	But tell me how, Andrew, scientifically, it does not make sense.
0:25.0	Really?
0:26.0	It's a fucking hard-panned Joe Biden.
0:28.4	What are we gonna do about Ukraine, Mr. President?
0:30.5	Well, you gotta understand.
0:32.6	Part of the reason I've never been on a year.
0:35.6	You're growing up in Connecticut.
0:37.0	What a whiff of that.
0:39.2	Black smell funny.
0:40.4	And now for your host, Andrew Shultz.
0:47.4	What's up, everybody? Welcome to Flagr.
0:48.8	And today we are joined by, um, wow, man.
0:52.4	Are you the king of labor?
0:53.7	Oh, my god.
0:55.3	He might be the king of labor right now.
0:58.7	I'm just saying, I'm the king of labor.
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