Andrew Santino Roasts Whitney Cummings for an Hour Straight
Good For You with Whitney Cummings
Whitney Cummings & Studio71
4.2 • 7.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, hey y'all. I know that you're about here to enjoy me and Andrew Santino fighting, but I am also going on tour. I am coming to your city. I'll be at the Majestic Theater in Dallas on September 5th. I'll be in Kansas City on August 10th on September 7th. |
| 0:15.1 | I will be in Houston, Texas, and then Austin and the Warner Theater in D.C. and the Beacon |
| 0:20.9 | Theater in New York and then Carolina and then Chicago |
| 0:24.8 | Minnesota Nashville Atlanta Denver Salt Lake City San Diego Boston Jacksonville |
| 0:29.4 | just go to Wendy Cummings.com please you guys because every time I go to a city once I leave all the comments are like when are you coming to Atlanta and I'm like I was just there so I mean that's specifically for Toronto |
| 0:40.6 | Canadians like cannot figure out when I'm there. Thank you. |
| 0:43.8 | Enjoy the show. You're the May west of our generation. Do you know that? |
| 0:48.3 | People think she was a man. We'll be right back. Wait, how am I the May west of our generation? |
| 0:54.0 | Didn't she have a lobotomy? |
| 0:55.0 | She had a lobotomy, right? |
| 0:58.0 | Isn't that right? |
| 1:00.0 | You, you, I mean that's how I consider you. |
| 1:03.0 | I will be damned if I wish you were in the 50s a comedian in like the 60s. |
| 1:07.0 | You know like imagine how quickly they would lobotomize you and chain you up |
| 1:11.0 | because the way you are the toast is burnt you're throwing stuff around this |
| 1:15.8 | whole house this house feels like a this is what Peewe Herman really wanted the playhouse |
| 1:20.0 | to be is your house this is Peewe's Playhouse. Just do one go |
| 1:24.3 | ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Yeah that's good. That was not good. I could |
| 1:28.3 | put a movie theater though. What? What? |
| 1:32.0 | Whitney? Whitney. Whitney. |
| 1:34.0 | Andy. |
| 1:35.0 | Don't. |
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