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You know what this weekend is? What? The Kentucky Derby. Oh, yeah. That's like, you're all blue on down there. That is like bucket list for me. Really? Yeah, because I want to wear the hat and get old gussie up. Well, guess who's kicking the bucket this weekend? Who? Andy! I'm so excited. Oh, my gosh. You're going to have a dress and a fascinator? Yeah, so I have my suit ready. I need to buy, so Friday is the, you have to wear pink because the female horse's race. And then- Oh, wait, wait, wait. Well, I didn't know this. Wait, this is the race before the race? Yes. Wait, this is so cool.

So, okay, go ahead.

That Friday, you have to wear pink because only the female horses race.

The race is at like 7 or 8 o'clock. Then the next day is the Kentucky Derby where you wear the colors and you can go all out. We got your Searsucker's suit and you're drinking your min julep there, yeah.

Fun fact, the tickets are insanely hideously expensive.

Like, I basically spent what I would spend to go to Japan for a week. suit and you'll drink and your min jule up there. Fun fact, the tickets are insanely hideously expensive.

Like, I basically spent what I would spend to go to Japan for a week. Shut up. Just for Kentucky for three days. That's insane. It's disgustingly priced, but all the drinks and food are included when you're there. Because you basically camp out the entire time you're there. Okay. Now, if I ask you to bring me home like a sweatshirt or a hat, I'll pay you for it.

Yes.

I just need something that says Kentucky dirty. because you basically camp out the entire time you're there. Okay. Now, if I ask you to bring me home like a sweatshirt or a hat, I'll pay you for it.

Yes.

I just need something that says Kentucky Derby. That's so cool. It's been going on since 1875. Did you know that? Really? So I went to the Kentucky Derby and it wasn't open. Okay. We went there. Oh, so you went. The Churchill Downs. We went to Churchill Downs and we stood in front of it closed up for the season and just took a picture like, I'm here. We really weren't there, but we were here. Yeah. What's one of the, is it though, the mint julep? Mint julep. One of the drinks on, I believe, a Woodford Reserve bourbon. You got to have a bourbon. So many bourbon. I'm, it's going to be a lot. Like I'm just mentally preparing myself. And a hat.

Of course.

I didn't buy. serve bourbon. Yes. So many bourbon. It's going to be a lot.

Like, I'm just mentally preparing myself.

And a hat.

Of course. I didn't buy my hat yet, but I am going to get a hat. I didn't think the guys wear hats? No. No, they do. Do they really? Yes. Those old little, with the, like, oh, it's so cool. No kidding. The women wear like a little, either a little fascinator.

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