Andrew Heaton Interview: Will Be Your Amish Ambassador
The Babylon Bee
Seth Dillon
4.4 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2021
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
This is the Babylon Bee Interview Show.
In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, Kyle and Ethan talk to comedian, author, and political satirist Andrew Heaton. Andrew has performed stand up comedy all over the world and hosts two podcasts, one of them featuring Kyle and Ethan. Andrew’s two podcasts are titled The Political Orphanage and Alienating the Audience. Kyle and Ethan dive into Andrew’s strange Oklahoma upbringing that deals with a Prison rodeo, eating a rattlesnake heart, and having unknown ties to a family cave. While on his journey out of Oklahoma, Andrew worked for a time at congress and tells Kyle and Ethan about how that experience helped shape him to become politically homeless.
Andrew is @MightyHeaton on all social media.
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Topics Discussed
Trouble with sleep
Political labels and comedy
Oklahoma prison rodeo
Rattlesnake derby
Eating rattlesnake hearts
Exploring Caves in Oklahoma
Weiner Dog racing
Dinner with an Amish community
Viking Runestones
Working for Congress
Beer pong with a Congressman
Alienating the Audience
Economics of Dune
Current Political Art is going to age badly
How British politics do it right
Owning a distillery in Scotland
Getting a van stuck in a bog in Scotland
Subscriber Portion
Italian Fire
Cigar smoking
Living in a variety of places
Quarantine in a camper
Legalizing drugs
Underground libertarian drug den
Meeting Vermin Supreme
Yelling at politicians
European Californians
GK Chesterton quote
History Improv
10 Questions
Phil Robertson
Stephen Colbert
Bombing as a comedian
Transcript
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| 0:07.0 | I just have to say that I object |
| 0:09.0 | strenuously to your use of the word Galarius. |
| 0:12.0 | Hard-hitting questions. |
| 0:14.0 | What do you think about feminism? |
| 0:16.0 | Do you like it? |
| 0:17.0 | Taking you to the cutting edge of truths. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, well last Jedi is one of the worst movies ever made |
| 0:23.0 | and it was very clear that Ryan Johnson doesn't like Star Wars. |
| 0:27.0 | Kyle pulls no punches. |
| 0:30.0 | I want to ask how you're able to sleep at night. |
| 0:33.0 | Ethan brings bone-shattering common sense from the top rope. |
| 0:38.0 | If I may, how double dare you? |
| 0:41.0 | This is the Babylon B interview show. |
| 0:48.0 | Comedy. It's a funny thing. |
| 0:51.0 | Hopefully. |
| 0:52.0 | If it goes well. |
| 0:54.0 | August Corden to plan. |
| 0:57.0 | I knew he knows that better than our guest. |
| 0:59.0 | Andrew Heaton. |
| 1:00.0 | Well, I'm a median in author and political satirist. |
| 1:05.0 | We were excited to have Andrew Heaton because he was in town |
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