Andrew Giuliani, let me start with congratulations. What a kick-ass tournament you are put on around this whole country. Congratulations. Thank you, Sid. I appreciate it. Look, if I get you to watch soccer, then I know we've done our job over here. You along with about 3 billion other people are going to be watching this final. Yeah. And I got to tell you, I got to tell you, I think you and I, I think we've got a bet lined

up.

I can't bet in this job over here, but you and I have a pre-existing relationship. What I, White House counsel will go a pre-existing relationship? And look, you're Italian. I mean, you basically are Italian. You're Jewish. I'm Italian. we got the same three ideals food Food, family, and guilt. So let's bet a little food. We're going to bet. How about Kansas diner you put up right there? I'll put up Mamas in Queens over here. Perfect. I got Argentina. You got Spain over there. Let's do another one. I think Messi gets on the score seat as well. How about that? A little double bet. I can't do it. I'll tell you why. Why not? Because even though I am convinced, convinced, and at this point in just as much soccer as you wouldn't kill me combined, even though I'm convinced that Spain is going to win. I can't root for him.

I can't do it. I hear you.

I hear you.

Well, I mean, you could still, I mean, root for them and buy me a nice beautiful

pastrami sandwich the next time you and I go to Cass's diner.

I will tell you what?

What's wrong with that over there?

Making the big bucks at W.A.B.C. for a lowly government servant like myself.

Come on. I'm going to, I am going to get a hot dog with it, too, and I

always get a condition. Just like, you know, it's going to be an expensive trip to cats.

I don't care. We're going to have a good time. I want to do it anyway. No matter who wins on Sunday. And, you know, on a serious note, I become this maniac. People say, don't ever mix politics and sports.

And I've done it to the point where I can no longer root for the Mets because

Mamdani's too close to the Mets.

And now I can't root root for the Mets because Mammani's too close to the Mets.

And now I can't root for Spain because it didn't allow us to refuel our jets in the Iran conflict.

Plus they're anti-Semites.

Argentina loves the Jewish people.

They drape Israeli flags to piss off the Egyptian coach.

So I now take politics and I make making a part of all my sporting events.

So clearly, I have a lot of reasons to root for Argentina and against Spain.

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