4.8 • 675 Ratings
🗓️ 4 October 2021
⏱️ 74 minutes
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“The ever regular Robin Allender takes aim. If he is to sink this pint in one swift sip then surely he is to be crowned ‘Pintsman of the Century’ here at The Moon Under Water. The playing conditions could not be more perfect, with a mist of desire blanketing proceedings. He grasps the glass, lifts it up to his mouth… And yes, he finishes it in one go! The Crowds of Ascension go wild, and Robin is hoisted high into the air by time the arms of time itself”. Now, when you read that in your head, whose voice narrated it? Because we can be quite sure that many of you heard the voice of this week’s guest. It’s sport broadcaster, commentator and author Andrew Cotter.
Andrew has been commentating on sport for over 20 years, and has one of the most recognisable voices around. He’s lent his dulcet tones to coverage of the Olympics, Six Nations, Wimbledon and The Ryder Cup amongst other sporting events. He’s also the man who brought Olive and Mabel - two lovable labradors - to the public’s attention during lockdown, and has gone on to write two books about their adventures. Very soon his ‘Pub of the Mind’ will take shape in front of your very ears, so settle down and follow us into the further realm.
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0:00.0 | I caught a glimpse of the pub's mind's eye, and in its vision, the pub was dreaming of the pub within. |
0:20.0 | Through hooped prisms gleaming, I travelled forward the pub was dreaming of the pub within. |
0:23.1 | Through hooped prisms gleaming, |
0:26.8 | I travelled forward into the pub's present past. |
0:29.3 | The pub within the pub, |
0:31.8 | the past within the past. |
0:34.0 | I am myself. |
0:37.0 | I am the moon underwater. I am the moon underwater. Oh, oh, balm of pub. |
1:14.7 | Oh, dark, cool air. |
1:20.7 | Ease my hallowed mind, my harrowed soul within. |
1:26.2 | Oh, moon underwater, work your magic on me. |
1:29.5 | And bring to me my regular Robin Allander. |
1:31.1 | I called for him. |
1:32.1 | Hi. |
1:36.2 | Present your son from the dark shadows beyond. |
1:38.0 | I'm here, John. I'm here. I'm here. Oh, right. |
1:38.8 | Few. Sorry, I was looking the wrong way. |
1:40.9 | Yeah, no, fine. You're all right? |
1:42.4 | Oh, not particularly well, Robin. |
1:44.6 | What happened? What's happened now? Who's upset you this time? We find our landlord with |
1:51.0 | towards the end of the worst hangover I've had in a decade. Yes. Could we give some contextual |
2:00.6 | detail here about what happened last night? |
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