I just got surprised on Zoom two times.

Two times surprise.

Number one, before we started this session,

I was in the Zoom waiting room and just fully eating a persimmon like it was like a apple

and on my I'm playing on my phone for I'm going to say an embarrassingly long amount of time.

There was nothing embarrassing. You were very still. Here's what I was doing

believe it's a corgy chihuahua mix on Instagram and eating a persimmon

an uncut just whole ass persimmon

the single most Andrew thing that could possibly happen.

But then when we finally did get your attention and we started to record, we were like, ha ha ha ha ha ha,

eating a persimmon looking at a dog video, ha ha ha and it was like okay time to get crackin and you

opened a Kirkland brand Costco bag of something simply called steak strips

and I said now I feel like of something simply called steak strips.

And I said, now I feel like I'm on a prank show.

It's not Andrew being the most Andrew, the prank show.

It's not not a high-end dog treat the Kirkland steak strips even the name

Kirkland steak strips this the food should just be called who's a good boy parentheses. It's okay. It's for humans.

Yeah, that's what it was giving off for sure.

Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy.

But I'm glad you got your little snacks.

But then I also got surprised.

I don't know if you guys clocked this.

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