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STORIES by Lea Thau

Andrea Askowitz: Be My Baby

STORIES by Lea Thau

Lea Thau

Society & Culture, Personal Journals

4.76.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2013

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

A woman finds her way to the all-american, suburban, lesbian life. 

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0:00.0

Welcome to strangers from KCW's independent producer project and storycentral.org.

0:14.2

My name is Leah Tao. In the Christmas before last, I was back home in Denmark. We were at my mom's house, my hometown, just a day after Christmas, and my step-sister Anna,

0:24.4

got up and said, I have to go back to Copenhagen right away because I am ovulating.

0:34.9

She was 38 and single.

0:38.4

She wanted a baby, and she decided to go it alone, as we now seem to call it in our 21st century lingo.

0:45.7

Like so many of my girlfriends who were pushing 40, Anna was tired of the insane pressure it puts on a first date when all you want to do is blurt out.

0:54.5

So do you want to have kids? Because if you don't, I really can't waste my time on you.

0:58.0

But if you do, are you busy tomorrow?

1:03.9

When she first started thinking about how to do this, Anna scanned her roster of male friends

1:08.6

for someone who might be a good co-parent, you know, who'd

1:11.3

want to do this with her.

1:12.7

And she decided that there was only one really good candidate, her handsome, smart, charming,

1:18.6

gay friend, MES.

1:20.5

It's a Danish name.

1:21.5

Don't try to figure it out.

1:23.7

In her ideal scenario, Mess would be the father and they would share the child so that she would have a co-parent and her child would have a dad.

1:31.3

But, you know, it's not the easiest thing to ask someone, so she floated the idea to a mutual friend of theirs.

1:36.9

And he said, yeah, but, you know, Mess really does not want children ever.

1:42.8

And she was like, okay, bummer. I guess I'm moving on to the next

1:46.5

best option, the sperm bank. It wasn't exactly how she wanted to do it, but you know, she's a

1:53.3

proactive go-getter woman of the 2000s, and when the Holy Ghost didn't land on her window sill,

1:58.0

well, she decided to go find him. So she went to the sperm bank and she planned out the whole process.

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