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🗓️ 3 October 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Sean Hayes. I'm an actor. Special skills include being able to bounce a tennis |
| 0:08.4 | ball in a racket 153 consecutive times. Another special skill is picking my nose without |
| 0:14.3 | people watching or people knowing. Shit, welcome to Smart List. |
| 0:35.7 | Sean, I don't think I've ever seen you grumpy ever. Oh yeah, I'll live with me for a couple |
| 0:40.7 | days. Oh, challenge much. But what, what, what, what, what, what, I mean, I guess only, |
| 0:46.9 | I guess, yeah, Scotty would be the answer to that. That's what gets you grumpy. That's |
| 0:51.1 | why I haven't seen it, huh? Sometimes Skymix, you're like, well, look, when you live with |
| 0:54.2 | somebody, right, doesn't it make you grumpy? Everybody, everybody, everybody makes them. |
| 0:57.9 | Oh, why would you ask that question? Oh, and you make her grumpy and we all make |
| 1:03.2 | each other grumpy. It is, you know, actually Amanda and I had a nice talk about that recently. |
| 1:08.1 | Yeah, that basically like, well, this is, it's a choice. It's a real choice. Like, it's |
| 1:13.9 | pretty easy to stay grumpy, make your partner grumpy and just live in grumpiness. It is, |
| 1:20.4 | it's, it's lifelifting. Yeah. Yeah. But, uh, I always say you have to fall in respect with |
| 1:25.4 | somebody not in love with them because if you don't have respect, you have a lot of love. |
| 1:28.4 | Yeah. You thought about making an on t-shirts or something or like, or even a bumper sticker. |
| 1:33.6 | Yeah. You got everything like a center, like up in, you know what, you know what, but you're |
| 1:38.2 | not a friend, Josh Allen said to me the other day, Willie. He passed on a, a sage saying, |
| 1:43.9 | you'll never treat anyone better than you treat yourself. Oh, there's no, you know, well, |
| 1:49.5 | here's, but here's something that's got to, and I argued about yesterday. We, he was talking |
| 1:53.7 | about having a meeting with this person for a potential gig because he's a composer. |
| 1:57.7 | He writes music. And so I was like, I jumped all over him about this, but you gotta do. You |
| 2:02.7 | gotta talk to him like this, you're doing it when you bring your stuff, make sure you show |
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