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Welcome. Welcome, one and all.

Friends, Romans, Countryman, to the Late Show.

I'm your host Stephen Colbert.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are, check your check your calendars. We are almost nine months, check your calendars.

We are almost nine months into the second Trump presidency.

And after, after, I agree, because after nine months, it feels like we're about to give birth to an unvaccinated porcupine.

Wow. Just. Wow.

Just... Every day he finds disturbing new ways to undermine our norms.

Today, we got a hum-dusy of a dinger because the RNC chair spilled on the wild way Trump

eats his McDonald's order.

So, not by mouth?

Is it, is it with his neck?

Now, the man, the man, the man who saw Trump eat and live to tell the tale is R&C chair and shaved groundhog.

Joe, Joe Gruters. Mr. Gruters was on some podcast where he spilled the McBeans about our McPresident.

So when he gets on the plane on what is it when I was with him,

he had hot fries waiting for him for McDonald's,

and I got my prize at my chair, but he had his prize,

came into him right when he got on the plane.

Yes, he needs his McDonald's fresh and piping hot,

and he apparently pulls his fillet of fish straight out of the friar,

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