AND1's 'Off The Heezy' Ruined My Childhood | EP 217

Random Order Podcast

Random Order Studios

Toronto, Improv, Funny, Leisure, Comedy, Stand Up

5 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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The Random Order Show crew unpacks the trauma of AND1 being the biggest influence during their childhood; also:

⭐️ When the highschool kids hit us with an AND1 "Off The Heezy"

⭐️ Playing games as a man

⭐️ How sports fan know every athlete's name

⭐️ Gaming for uncs

⭐️ Screaming in a game like it's real life

⭐️ The pissy sink mystery

⭐️ Glamping with the tooter

⭐️ ChatGPT drinks water

⭐️ The FatFellas Instagram page

VIDEO VERSION

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:05.3	There's no way to really get an off the heasy off without putting some force behind the ball.
0:12.1	Oh yeah, because you got to get it back.
0:13.0	Yeah, because you got to get it back.
0:14.2	So that's what it's a little kid head.
0:18.2	You're 11 years old.
0:20.0	You bite your till your vertebrae's so soft.
0:23.7	Granite a more show episode 27.
0:27.0	You know what it is, mash.
0:28.3	Boy Jermaine, man.
0:29.1	I'm here.
0:29.7	Yes, sir.
0:30.3	Amen.
0:31.0	Be baby train in the building.
0:32.9	The bigger baby in the game when you call my name.
0:37.1	She has some mashing in the building. Shout out. Shout out to Mexico, man. Yes, sir, man. You know what it is, man. We just put together handcrafted a very wholesome episode, man. We talked about all the important topics. Playing games as a man. Getting off the easy as a child. How people know every basketball player. Gaming for hunks, screaming in a game like his real life, the mystery of the pissy sing, camping and glamping with the Tudor pooter, chat GPT drinks water, and of course, man.
1:02.2	Fat D-a-Tor! Your admission fee, man, good old thumbs up, good old comment, amen, you know what it is, man. Enjoy this episode.
1:10.3	Shout out to the egos.
1:15.8	Listen, man, we've been talking about this for ages and it's finally happening.
1:19.0	The random order show is coming to you in real life.
1:22.3	The random order show on real life.
1:24.2	It's probably what we're going to call it.
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