I don't own any cows. It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Buddy of mine owned a cow. It was a 4-H thing. I guess his son technically was managing the cow.

And, boy, when that thing got up to be

1200 pounds or whatever it was if it decided it didn't want to do what you wanted it to do

you're going to lose that fight they're very they're very docile though yeah that's true

enough but i was just struck by the awesome size of the thing they never do that really like

close to never do that.

And then I was struck by its deliciousness.

Yeah, like many animals, if they knew what they could do with their size, you'd be in big trouble.

Yeah, yeah, I wish I'd been there.

He had to, for the final chapter of its life, he had to move it from his backyard, like, down the street for logistical reasons

of the folks who are going to do the compartmentalizing of the cow. I don't know why I'm

speaking in euphemism, but he had to move it down like four houses and trying to corral it down

the street, I guess it was pretty funny. Anyway, the reason I'm bringing up cows is you're aware of the classic bit of humor slash wisdom of how different

political systems work. You got two cows in capitalism, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Well, this is

some internet humor slash wisdom that I thought was terrific. It starts with kind of the classic

version of that wisdom. For some reason, they had a computer voice like narrating it. I don't

know why you'd do that. Call me. I'll voice it for you. Anyway, we'll play part number one. And then

it gets into some variations that are really enjoyable, too.

Communism.

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