I need you to have that report on my desk by Friday and would you carry my baby?

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Man, I liked Katie's better.

Which is?

Elon Musk is a whore.

Oh, that's allegedly, in your opinion.

Yeah.

We'll get into Elon Musk's life here in just a second and some troubles he might be having.

This headline from the Babylon B that I thought was really good.

The Babylon B, often just funny.

Sometimes it's rueful.

I mean, it's like making a serious point about something, but, you know, it's also kind of humorous at the same time.

I like this one.

Palestinian researchers discover startling correlation between holding hostages in your home and people shooting you.

And it's got a graph, a line going this way for holding hostages in your home and being shot.

Wow. That is, that is a dryly, hilariously great political point.

You know, other than my wife and children, I think the thing I love more than anything

in the world, and, you know, it's not surprising given my line of work is humor as a

persuasive tool, whether it's H.L. Mencken, Hunter Thompson, who I disagreed with all the time,

but he was hilarious. You know, Mark Twain. John Stewart in his heyday. John Stewart, yeah,

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