Good afternoon, morning, evening or night.

Good afternoon, morning, evening or...

Good afternoon, morning, evening or night, ladies and gentlemen, this is the charm major podcast. This is episode 370 of the charm media podcast. I am James. I'm joined with Jamie and Alex. We got a high energy James this morning. This is fucking freezing. The window is cold in here. Cold? I just got warm. I'm warm. Boy, take your fucking Clovis off then. You're multi-layered. I got two layers on. I got the under and I got the over. Then take the over-and-the-over. But it's just a... I could, but it'll look like I'm in my jammie jammies. In my tidy whitties. Are your whitties? My tighty whitties. What are they? Tidy whitties. What are they? What is it? Tighty whities. It's like, it's a fong. Oh. No, it's not a fong. Is it whites or white? Whiteies. White because they they're whiteys. Yeah, they're like, um. Like whites are bad color to pick from. No, really? Yeah, saying that I've never had white underwear. I've got white underwear. The stupid. Outside of being like in year four, wearing tidy widies. I've not, I never did. I had some tidies for my little widies.

Why you call them tidy widies?

Because Alex's were always tidies, he never shat himself in them.

Lies.

Yeah, probably is lies. Like, all underwear should be beige.

Beige. No, it should be brown.

Well no, beige covers pee and poop. Mm-hmm. When you get that bit of piss, when you... No, this is what I really hate is when you're at the urinal, you're in a few minutes forward. You're sending at the ewanil, and you're like, you do the old tactic where you wriggle it a bit, but then you go down and lift your testicles up, because that drops loads of more piss.

Oh, you've got to do that. Yeah. If you don't do that, then you're dangerous. But then you wiggle your cock a bit more. And it's like, you're everything's out. Then you put it in and load shrible out. It's like, what? What? You need to do some more caggles, my friend. Caggalls? Yeah, don't you caggle and mew at the same time?

What the fuck is caggles, my friend. Ceggles? Yeah. Don't you caggle and mew at the same time? What the fuck is caggle? What's a cagull? The cagull is when you tense your... your sexual part. I'm doing it right now. I'm normally doing it when I'm not talking. Ugh. Including mewing. You tense your cock or pussy.

It's good for your bladder or something.

And your ability to shoot semen.

That's how that guy, like, shot his semen, like a bus length.

A bus length?

He'd been doing kegles for years.

Do you know what? Keggling and kegling and kegling and keg kegles for years. Do you know what?

Keggling and kegling and kegling and kegling. Do you remember when we had that funny discussion when we were school about the Guinness World Record of the man, the records this one guy has of the fastest and the longest distance nut? Right. And it's like, could nut on the ceiling. Wasn't there that guy in Japan who he got the world record for jerking off the longest, then he died?

I don't think he died. He's alive. His job is jerking off.

He's edgy. It was like days and days and days.

Yeah.

Wrong.

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