And They Were Roommates | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 27 July 2024
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0:00-3:06 Intro
3:07-13:09 AITA for charging my roommates a "clean air fee" to make things fair? https://www.rareddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1cr8ccr/aita_for_charging_my_roommates_a_clean_air_fee_to/
13:10-23:21 My roommate ate my beans so I threw all his items off a cliff in Baldur's Gate 3 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1bzyvn0/my_roommate_ate_my_beans_so_i_went_to_his_baldur/
23:22-30:53 My roommate uses the dishwasher to clean their sex toys https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/flnkos/this_quarantine_has_revealed_that_my_roommate/
30:54-38:04 I terrorized my roommates into cleaning up https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/hasst0/aita_for_terrorising_my_roommates_into_cleaning/
38:05-48:36 My roommate takes 2-3 hour long showers a day https://www.reddit.com/r/badroommates/comments/163sa5e/my_roommate_takes_23_hour_long_showers_a_day/
48:37-56:43 AITA for asking my roommate to keep her cat in her bedroom? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10jot1f/aita_for_asking_my_roommate_to_keep_her_cat_in/
56:44-1:09:23 I met my new flatmate yesterday and we had sex within an hour of meeting. What do I do? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/10jot1f/aita_for_asking_my_roommate_to_keep_her_cat_in/
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to some crazy Reddit stories that will probably this episode make you infuriated. |
| 0:07.0 | Today's theme is all about roommates, and you know shit gets crazy when it's about roommates. |
| 0:12.0 | And with me is my former roommate, Damien, and also Angela. |
| 0:17.0 | I used to live with you guys. People don't know that. |
| 0:19.0 | Okay, so there was... We just didn't, we didn't know. |
| 0:21.8 | You didn't know. Right. |
| 0:22.7 | That, like, weird cricket you had that one night. |
| 0:25.1 | That was me. |
| 0:26.2 | Because there was, like, skittering before that, but then I was like, there's something musical about the creature in the attic. It's a crazy... It's a crazy coincidence that over 10 years ago, or about 10 years ago, you randomly lived in our attic. |
| 0:37.4 | And we didn't know about it. |
| 0:39.2 | So weird. |
| 0:40.2 | And then we ended up working together later. It's like crazy that I found you guys. I know. It's such a crazy coincidence. Anyways, Damien, we were roommates for a little over a year a long time ago. Yeah, I think, was it even maybe longer than that? It's such a blur. It was to the point, like the living situation we were in was to the point where if I had walked in the kitchen and there was just some random person there, I'd be like, oh, are you our roommate now? Yeah. That was just how it kind of was. Yeah, I get that. And somehow you never took a better room, I'm realizing. |
| 1:15.8 | I stayed in the back house that had no air conditioning but a sunroof. |
| 1:17.3 | So I wouldn't call it a room. It was, it was, uh... |
| 1:19.3 | Cement walls? |
| 1:20.5 | Yeah. |
| 1:20.8 | Well, the wall that my, my headboard was up against was actually just the wall to the other... |
| 1:26.5 | It was the back neighbor's fence |
| 1:28.0 | wall yes no I lived in a crazy situation and I got the big room granted my rent was a lot cheaper |
| 1:40.6 | couple a few hundred dollars so I'm like if you're living in LA.A. And you're spending that much, I was like, sure. |
| 1:46.3 | I'll be in a cement house outside. |
| 1:48.0 | It was a crazy, crazy situation. |
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