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A very, very good morning to you.

It is Monday, what is it, the 19th of January, 2026.

This is J.K. on talk, home of common sense.

And it is, as we said, where the nation comes to speak.

The home of you, the alarm clock britt is up and about while those lazy buggers are lying in bed.

Welcome to the show, as ever, loathe to talk about.

In a tick, the greatest, the greatest newspaper review of all. Poppy, Coburn, no doubt your messages will rain in. Morning, puppy, you're brilliant. Oh, Poppy, you should have the show. No jettison. 034-4-9-1,000. The 8-team are in. Christians is in grey today and I'll tell you why in just a tick.

03-4, 4991,000 for your voicemail. 244 411, the 8 team are in. Christians is in grey today and I'll tell you why in just a tick.

0344-491,000 for your voice notes. text messages please 8-7 treble 2. If you do ring the show,

be careful with Damien, he went to awake and got drunk. I'm not saying anymore, but he's a little bit,

he's a little bit messy round the edges, is the best way to

describe it. And Big M, pushing the buttons, let me to just say one thing. The reason, right, the reason,

undoubtedly, that Christian is in grey, and we've checked this out already, is that it is blue

Monday, ladies and before we get into the news, it's blue Monday. This is the most depressing

day of the year.

People are supposedly suffering from post-Christmas blues. Nobody's got any money. The weather's rubbish.

It doesn't mean you're going to spend Blue Monday the day trying to tune into Pornhub, which apparently,

and allegedly is now more difficult. I have absolutely no idea.

But Blue Monday, so we just thought it was a bit of fun and please try and think beyond Starmer,

but I have a feeling I know what's coming. What are you depressed about at work? What's really got you go?

Why are you depressed on Blue Monday? 8-7, treble to start your message to the word talk.

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