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The Friend Zone

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4.8 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2017

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Dustin stops his story halfway through. Assante forgets his lines. Fran gets ice cubes thrown at her face. Welcome to The Friend Zone. Wellness Segment: Natural Skin Care by Mad Hippie https://www.madhippie.com Black Business of the Week: Black Owned Tea Company https://www.ivystea.com Have a dope day!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the friend's house.
0:07.0	My name is Assante.
0:12.0	This is the friend's house.
0:19.0	We gon' call this song Slap.
0:21.0	You ready?
0:30.0	Slap.
0:33.0	Slap.
0:36.0	That's what I do to me.
0:40.0	Slap.
0:42.0	Slap the shit out of you.
0:46.0	Slap the shit out of me.
0:49.0	Slap the shit out of you.
0:51.0	Slap the shit so you can see.
0:53.0	So you can see who the bad is with the bad is my slap the ass or slap the faces of
0:56.0	disgraces and I'm in the places to be with the bitches, the niggas, the peoples, the
1:03.0	wiggas, who's gon' get it right, who's gon' get it wrong.
1:07.0	All I need is a brand new thong.
1:10.0	So, slap.
1:13.0	Or clap.
1:15.0	Or tap.
1:17.0	Or trap.
1:20.0	Alright, they'll put your hands on me if you want to still be able to see out your eyes.
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