Hi, Hallin Closet listeners. We've got a great show for you today. We talk about touring Canada and their colorful money. We share my exciting TV news. We are joined by the amazing and talented Alaska Thunderfuck 5,000 to learn her amazing songwriting techniques. Y'all, we have a story about a man being swallowed by a well.

It's Earth Day, y'all, and we get to learn about Mother Earth and how we're going to celebrate her.

I hope you're ready to expand your mind.

This is another episode of Hall and Closet.

Ooh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

I know that's right.

It's time for Hall and Closet.

Welcome to Hall and Closet, the show where I, Jada Essence Hall, and I, Heidi, and Closet.

Explan...

Two authorities on absolutely everything.

Explained it all.

We're still working on that.

We're going to get it. We're going to get it. You can think of us as two special investigators as we seek out the answers to what you need to know about everything from drag to love to science to trigonometry. Ooh, I love math. That's a good one. I almost said trickinometry, but that's different. Is that like a drippy STB disease?

Yeah.

I hate that.

We have an insatiable curiosity, and we know you do too.

So get ready to learn how it all works, according to at least us.

This is Hall and Closet.

Yes.

Now y'all, we're going to get into some nonsense today. Why are you yelling, Jada? Heidi, I am yelling because I'm loud and I'm black. And I always scream. And that is my excuse. Just loud and black. Heidi, guess what? Why do you scream? I do scream, don't I? You do scream. You know, I just have this. Were you screaming last night when you almost didn't invite me over? No, I, don't, girl, you have to be waiting for you yesterday. Hi. No, girl, I had, my boyfriend was coming over and stuff. We spent the night and everything. So we had to do what we won't do before you got there. That's why I'm asking you.

And then you just never showed up. So I had to wish my pleasure for no reason. Did you? Is that why when I asked you, you said, what time? Because we're doing something. I assumed it was dinner. It was not dinner. It was sex. There was dinner. Somebody was eating. Well, maybe. Yes, perhaps.

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