Hello, everybody. Welcome to and just like that and just like that I wish this show deserved the dramatic introduction. So good. Oh my god. It's so

good. Isn't it like the best revamp? What do you call it? Reboot. I guess you could say revamp works too. I mean, look, first of all, we do have exciting news. A couple of exciting things to say because we're here doing and just like that on a Tuesday. Right. You are getting this right now on a regular time that we would talk about the bachelor. Yes, because obviously we're on a little bit of a break with the batch for a couple weeks. Don't worry. We got that all covered.

But we're excited because it's big day. It's like Tuesday, energy, big day, energy. And what what is better for big day energy than aid in walking into a room and say, Stephanie, say it.

Hello.

Okay, here's what happened. So let me just said that and this is a behind the curtain that we like to do sometimes. All right. So just the episode. We're on episode nine. It starts carries in bed. I guess whatever.

Aiden Watson and he just goes, hello. So what happens is I'm out with friends because I'm not, you know, I'm not always home doing recaps. No, I have to have some kind of life.

And I'm out. I'm not. I'm not even really looking at my phone. I'm really just like phone is down. I'm in a conversation.

But my phone starts blowing up. It's blowing up like text after text phone calls, which is jarring in this day and age. You see your phone ringing and you're like, what?

So it's Stephanie. So I'm like, I need to make sure everything's okay. I check my voicemail.

Stephanie is like, you, she seems kind of mad. I'm like, oh, no, she's mad. What happened? She's like, you did not even trigger warn me about Aiden walking into the room and going, jello.

All of that, honestly, genuinely happened. He's, it's like, it's like he's on an episode of like Laverne and Shirley, you know, it's the worst.

Like how, how are the writers? Either they're like, let's make, let's give her the IK right now. But I was, yes. But I mean, it's worse.

It's, to me, that was worse than special lady needs special floors. I mean, it was up there. I won't say it was worse, but it was the same tone. I think I said to you, I was like, what is he going to do next?

Like, oh, how about a little Vino? Like he's just a little zombie. Right. It's crazy making. I don't understand. She's a, she's a sort of sophisticated, you know, her.

What part of her carry is going to be like, I want to fuck this guy who just said, jello, but that's the thing that sucks so much about the show. And there's so many things that suck about the show. So we don't even know where to start. Right.

One of the things is like the missed opportunity of us relating like as men and women, just anybody, all of us, men, women, everybody that we're like, you, what is it that turns people off? Why?

And that would be one of the things. I am trying to think of something like I had a huge crush on someone. Let's just even say for years, years and years and years. And this is someone who came in and out of my life.

And then he said that he came in and he wasn't kidding. And he was just like, jello out of the empire. I'm going to bite your neck. Like you did a couple of weeks ago. Like, I would just be figuring out a way. I would call Stephanie and be like, listen, I know for years. I've, I've obsessed about this guy. And I finally got it. And now I, how do I get out?

How do I get out? But none of that's happening. If you, if, if carry.

Right.

If they cut to carry having brunch with her friends. And she's like, I just, I thought, I thought he was the guy for me. But he came in this morning and he said, jello.

And she, and then her friends, she would have to say to her friends, guys, be honest with me. Love me.

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