And Just Like That... Part 5
The Worst Idea Of All Time
Tim Batt
4.9 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2022
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
Tim is sweating profusely and slagging off the latest episode (Tragically Hip), while Guy is drinking Mattress Pikelet's Kool-Aid. It's 2022 now and while some things don't change (the challenges of conversing via the internet), so do (our three millionaire heroes' problems). Carrie has an undiagnosed congenital hip condition from childhood caused by lack of storylines, Charlotte is experimenting with emotional range and empathy for her children, Miranda gets on the piss and is fingered in a kitchen.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy 2022, Guy Montgomery. As is tradition, we're recording in different locations and |
| 0:22.1 | we've just spent the past 20 minutes kicking over beacons, waiting, our grubby feet through the river of technology, working against us. |
| 0:33.1 | And right now we've got a stratospheric delay due to the internet connections we're rocking at the moment, but the point is, it's a new year and the fellers are still together. |
| 0:43.1 | Yeah, it's a new year and we are beleaguered by the same technical and geographical issues that we took into the end of 2021. |
| 0:53.1 | And we are still keeping company with three of the coolest cats New York City has to offer. They go by the names of Kerry, Miranda and Charlotte. |
| 1:06.1 | And, well, these girls, they were one scales, but in the words of Adam Sandler, well, these girls are now grownups too. |
| 1:16.1 | These are women, Tim, and they're facing the problems that women face. |
| 1:23.1 | Yeah, problems like a hair to four undiagnosed congenital hip issue that Kerry is suffering through. |
| 1:33.1 | Issues like hot back surgeons, I know wait, the back surgeon wasn't that hot. He was just a guy that... |
| 1:44.1 | Hot physical therapists, yeah. |
| 1:49.1 | And the problems we've got. I mean, this episode guy. |
| 1:52.1 | Well, before we actually get into the particular problems, I'd love to do a vibe check. |
| 1:56.1 | So this is episode five of, and just like that, it's called tragically hip. |
| 2:02.1 | And what they're doing there is they're just having a bit of fun. |
| 2:05.1 | Because as to mentioned, Kerry turns out, for as long as we've known her, this has gone under the radar, but she suffers from a congenital hip issue that she's had since birth. |
| 2:18.1 | But no one, as mentioned, it's not as far as I've seen, caused her grief before, but all of a sudden, here she is in her fifties. |
| 2:26.1 | And the woman can barely move. |
| 2:31.1 | She's fumbling, she's fumbling, she's using an umbrella as a cane, which her new bestie, which is the real estate agent from the last episode. |
| 2:40.1 | Seema. Seema is simply... Seema, thank you. |
| 2:43.1 | It's simply unacceptable, and so Seema tees up an appointment with her. |
| 2:47.1 | Is it a family member? |
| 2:50.1 | Yeah, it's her cousin or something. |
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