This is an I-Heart podcast.

And I took the path less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.

What a load of crap. It's one more thing.

Oh!

I'm strong and getty.

One more thing.

Label this jack spits on the classics.

I spit on people who don't understand the classics.

I've done this before.

I've got to do it again.

I feel like I need to do it every couple of years.

I'll get to that, this very erudite podcast coming up in just a little bit.

But first I want to...

I'll never know what that word means.

So, um, fancy kind of.

Uh, uh, this is maybe a little longer than it needs to be, but what, you got something better to do?

This is somebody being funny about British band names.

Some of these are pretty hilarious.

Here it is.

I feel like all British indie bands have the same type of name, you know. They're all like, hi, we're Helsinki Border Patrol, and this is our debut single, getting tipsy with Frita. Hi, we're the Inquisitive Nighthals, and this is our debut single, drowning in the simple times. Hi, we're the curious architects, and this is our debut single, Library Cards and Cash Receipts. We're Granddad's new hair cap and this is our debut single, Library Cards and Cash Receipts.

We're Grandad's New Haircut, and this is our debut single, Love Letters to Know Where Land.

We're Magpies with Diplomers, and this is our debut single, Remote Controls and Magazines.

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