ANCIENT GECKO TRADITIONS

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2021

⏱️ 117 minutes

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We learn all about our callers’ traditions. Including shoving pizza crust up their ass, getting into bar fights, knitting, and more.

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0:00.0	The enemy of your enemy of my enemy.
0:05.0	The enemy of my enemy.
0:07.0	That's right.
0:10.0	You know the saying, the enemy of my enemy is my friend?
0:13.7	That's exactly correct. I don't agree with that because if you're the enemy of my enemy
0:19.9	why don't I don't know you you could all you could my enemy could not like you because you're a dick
0:27.3	Yeah, but at least we'd have I don't want to be friends with any enemies of anyone? More importantly, Lyle, do you know, do you happen to know how many saw dudes it takes to screw in a light bulb?
0:46.0	I do not.
0:48.0	None.
0:49.0	It's already lit, fam.
0:55.0	I'll talk to you soon. Have a good night.
0:56.0	Do you know how many narcissists it takes to screw in a lay- ... There are be echoes on the line taking your phone calls every night.
1:06.0	There are be echoes doing it right.
1:08.0	Teaching you how to live your life, but he's not really an expert.
1:17.0	Hello, my name is Lyle, and you are about to listen to audio highlights of a stream that I do every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday at 10 p.m.
1:26.4	Eastern Standard time on twitch.tv slash Lyle Forever called Therapy Gecko which is a stream about a Gecko talking to people on the phone.
1:38.0	These are the hand-picked best calls of the past few weeks of my stream and I hope you guys enjoy it.
1:46.0	Paul from...
1:50.0	To accept press 1 to send...
1:52.0	Hello? To accept press 1, to press 1, to send a...
1:54.0	Hello? Hey, how are you?
1:56.0	I'm good, how are you?
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