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Well, shall we continue what we did yesterday, part two of why the Bears are the biggest

joke of a franchise? I don't want to say ever because that's quite a title and I feel like the

Jets and a few other franchises would debate that, but we should probably continue on with whatever it is that

we're doing here. By the way, I just need to get this out here. This is Bears Week. We are playing

the Bears this week. If any players, coaches, whatever happen to be listening to the show,

you do understand that by me mocking the bears for an entire week,

you do have to win this game. You understand that, right? I mean, this is, this is, uh, we're not

even going to play the game where we talk about how we could possibly lose to this team. Anything can

happen. Any given Sunday. We're just going to make fun of them. And that's it. Like for a week,

basically. So whatever you got to do to make sure that you don't lose to this ridiculously awful

team, please make sure that you do that. Whatever trap game insurance you got to take out, you know, make sure you're doing,

you're stretching.

I don't need random people going out of this game.

Make sure we got the right cleats on.

Make sure everybody's got some good gloves on.

You know, whatever you got to do to prevent random catastrophic events from happening that would allow this franchise that is basically has 53 players that have given up and a coach that is just trying to get through each and every day without getting fired that just lost to the New England Patriots, and it wasn't close.

I just want to be very clear on that, that we're not discussing whether the Packers or win.

We're just going to laugh at the Bears and then expect you to do your job. And then we'll talk about

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