Anal Health 101: Dr. Evan Goldstein on Anal Wellness, Pleasure & Breaking Taboos!
Happy Healthy Homo
Joel Wood & Keegan Hirst
4.8 • 779 Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2025
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
In this juicy (and deeply educational) episode, Joel and Keegan welcome the one and only Dr. Evan Goldstein — America’s leading anal health expert, founder of Future Method, and author of the new book Butt Seriously: The Definitive Guide to Anal Health, Pleasure, and Everything In Between.
We get into all the things nobody taught us about butt stuff — from how Dr. Goldstein became an anal surgeon (yes, that’s a real job!) to the myths he’s constantly debunking in his practice at Bespoke Surgical. We talk lube (yes, there is a wrong kind), douching safely, how to prep and recover properly, and why anal care is essential, not optional—especially for queer folks.
Plus, we chat about Future Method’s game-changing products, the stigma around anal wellness, and how Dr. G is leading a full-on butt revolution with science, empathy, and zero shame.
Whether you're a bottom, top, verse, or just butt-curious, this episode is for YOU.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey homos. Welcome back to our podcast. Happy healthy homo. I'm Keegan and I'm Joe. |
| 0:09.4 | We're still boyfriends. We are. And we've got a very fun episode for you today. |
| 0:15.0 | Straight off the bat. Yeah. If you are sensitive, sensitive, if you are a child, a child, absolutely. If you don't want to |
| 0:26.5 | hear, talk about, know anything about gay sex, bum sex, swear words, swear words, do not |
| 0:36.4 | watch or listen to this episode. this off now now and if you |
| 0:40.6 | are an adult and you're all those things make sure there's no under 18s it might even be under 21 in |
| 0:45.9 | america we don't know yeah but no children around because it is an explicit episode but not in |
| 0:52.6 | a salacious way it's a really important topic about |
| 0:55.8 | anal health we have a doctor coming on an anal specialism he's called um he's called dr evan |
| 1:02.7 | goldstein hey doctor goldstein here i am musical theater reference um it's obviously mr armstein yeah but you got a lot of it's a lot of it's a theatre reference it's obviously Mr. Armstrong |
| 1:12.8 | but you got to let a girl have that |
| 1:16.0 | he's been waiting to do that he's been seeing it through the house all morning |
| 1:19.6 | yeah and if you're wondering what musical is from it's from funny girl |
| 1:23.2 | I just know it from Glee |
| 1:24.7 | Joel knows all the musicals from Glee. |
| 1:29.3 | From Glee. |
| 1:30.0 | He knew Rosa's turn from Glee. |
| 1:32.9 | Not just musicals, but Kegong will be like, how do you know this obscure rock song? |
| 1:37.6 | And I'm like, Glee. |
| 1:38.5 | Because my musical taste is eclectic, wide and varied. |
| 1:43.2 | Joel's is Taylor Swift. |
| 1:46.0 | It's just cheesy pop. |
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