An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food

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Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 6 May 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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On Today’s Show: -0:00:09:08.79 Introduction 00:03:04:11.59 I’m Not The Only One Who Has Issues With Jack In The Box 00:09:48:02.70 An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food 00:18:50:17.75 Macing Your High School Teacher 00:22:02:03.56 African Pastor Raises The (Fake) Dead 00:26:41:08.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:27:57:02.76 The Hardcore Drug Store Has Closed 00:32:09:02.68 Pasta In The Woods 00:35:28:20.26 Drunk Pregnant Brawl Over At Spirit Airlines 00:39:41:04.02 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In […]

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0:00.0	Hey freaks, it's Friday, May 5th, 2023, coming up on the program today, is there anything
0:05.7	worse than an uppity pretentious homeless person?
0:09.0	Plus, an African pastor raising the living, Canada's first hardcore drugstore closes after
0:14.8	only one day in business and post it in the woods, part 2.
0:44.8	And it doesn't get up in a tree and play a lever called.
0:51.8	I feel it in my phone because my condus wasn't hurting me.
0:58.8	It's not a drug, it's just a drug.
1:04.8	It's not a drug threat.
1:08.8	It's not a drug threat, it's just a drug.
1:15.8	It's not a drug threat, it's just a drug.
1:20.8	It's not a drug threat, it's just a drug.
1:26.8	It's not a drug threat, it's just a drug.
1:33.8	And I looked down at the hot dogs and there was a face on it, and he started telling me that I couldn't meet him.
1:40.8	I did buy a healer, bought a ball full of sparrows.
1:45.8	I'm in a rectum full of sparrows.
1:48.8	I'm in a big forest and I'm facing your dogs and I don't care what my mom is in there, I'm gonna have a baby.
1:56.8	Be quiet and I'll give you a Xanax shot.
1:59.8	Well, I have vaginal sex with my miniature stallions.
2:02.8	He's not a whole lot larger than the most humans.
2:05.8	I like to suck on him or like, and he especially enjoys that.
2:10.8	Ever by ever recording an album.
2:14.8	I want this guy to introduce his mom to make a beautiful new head.
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