An unthankful thanksgiving
Are We Still Friends?
TMG Studios
5.0 • 636 Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2025
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's Thanksgiving, not really, but it's kind of Thanksgiving. |
| 0:10.3 | We're in the Thanksgiving week. |
| 0:12.6 | We're in the Thanksgiving month. |
| 0:15.0 | And I just want to say, you know, a lot of people are throwing their gratitude around. Like they're using this month to be so fucking grateful. Whatever it is. Yeah. They're just, they're grateful, they're thankful. They're happy. And we don't want to participate in that. No, we don't. We don't want to tell you how grateful we are that you're listening. No, we don't want to tell you that. We don't want to tell you how grateful for that. Oh, yeah, we are. We are. No, we're super good. |
| 0:40.6 | But, you know, we don't want to shower anyone with gratitude or thankfulness. No. |
| 0:47.6 | That's not us. No. |
| 0:58.2 | So here are a bunch of things that we're not thankful for. |
| 1:00.3 | Exactly. We have a list. We do. |
| 1:04.7 | It's multiple things that we're really not grateful for. Or thankful for. |
| 1:06.6 | We've got to stick to one word. |
| 1:07.2 | Thankful. |
| 1:15.2 | Things we're not thankful for. I'm not thankful to people. wow going to your phone i need a list i have one too yeah i'm going to use my list okay tell me every single thing on your list okay |
| 1:22.3 | things i'm not thankful for podcast homework assignments that assignments. That's fucking good. That is so good. Because it was really hard to come up with this list. |
| 1:37.3 | It's because you're full of thankfulness. Yeah, I'm just in such a good mood. I know. It's so hard to be |
| 1:43.0 | real screwed. Yeah. Things I'm not thankful such a good mood. I know. It's so hard to be bigger. I'd be real screwed. |
| 1:47.7 | Things I'm not thankful for. |
| 1:51.0 | People who say quarter till when telling you the time. |
| 1:54.9 | You think I need to involve fractions right now? |
| 2:21.3 | I have no idea of quarter till and I've been around for 36 years. And you know what's even more frustrating? What was? Quarter till is not 25 minutes. What is it? What is it? It's not 50 minutes. It's not 75 minutes, which are a quarter intervals to me. A quarter, 25, 50, 75. I agree. It's a quarter. What is it? It's a quarter. You're saying, you're repeating objects in the mirror to me. I don't know. I literally don't know the answer. When is it? It's one fourth said as a quarter. |
| 2:30.4 | So it's one fourth of 60 minutes, which means it's 15 minutes, 30 minutes, 45 minutes. |
| 2:39.3 | So when someone says it's a quarter till five, that's 445. |
| 2:43.7 | Jesus Christ, I wish they would just tell me the actual answer. You're so right. |
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