I am happy to start whenever you're happy to start.

I love it when he puts his headphones on.

You know when we're sitting there?

And then he puts his headphones on like a pilot.

He goes...

If only he was flying us to Sardinia. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh. You are so outrageously brown. You are outrageously brown.

Ben isn't just outrageous, Ben is nodding, you are outrage, Ben is nodding.

You are outrageously brown.

It's from sitting opposite Claudia Winkleman

for two hours.

There's no need to brag yesterday.

You know Claudia Winkle.

I'm not bragging, I'm plugging.

There's a massive difference. It is just the way you do it I know I know

imperceptibly to the listeners they'll go oh he was Claudia that's interesting and you're

you know you're you know ring fencing it too much that's because Claudia was sitting in this

very kitchen with me yesterday in my seat in your seat pre-record actually was rather good

not as good as you no no no no let's get this very clear. Claudia is much better than me in every possible regard.

Better than me.

And the reason she was there is that she,

because she's our guest on Desert Island Crisps

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