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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

An Octopus Living in Baltimore

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 11 February 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

A Baltimorean waxes nostalgic about his hometown and talks about his near fatal encounter with a freight elevator. Things take an interesting turn when the conversation turns to toxic masculinity.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello to all my JD and the straight shot fans.

0:09.0

It's a beautiful and honest one hour.

0:11.8

One phone call, no names, no holds barred.

0:15.3

I'd rather no one on one.

0:19.8

I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me.

0:29.1

I'm having an exciting week for me as the host of this show.

0:32.5

You guys have been so nice.

0:33.5

I've seen so much enthusiasm for the beautiful anonymous convention.

0:36.7

I happened to May 14th through 17th in Brooklyn, New York.

0:40.6

So somebody tweeted they're flying in from Australia for it.

0:43.4

That blows my mind.

0:44.4

I hope the shows are good.

0:46.9

Just to find that trip, I think we're going to have a blast, man.

0:49.1

I can feel the enthusiasm.

0:50.7

I see a lot of people saying I'd love to come but I listen to this show and it's kind

0:55.1

of my secret and I'd have to come alone.

0:57.3

I say let's get hundreds of people come alone in the same room together and then we are

1:02.0

no longer alone.

1:03.0

I would love that.

1:05.0

Beautifulconnonymous.com, checking out info in the Facebook group.

1:09.4

Also want to give a shout out to the guy who took a Jiu Jitsu class this week.

1:12.9

The guy who told me he was like I'm a big fan of your podcast.

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