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The Rob Gucci Show

An Octopus Destroyed My Family

The Rob Gucci Show

Rob Gucci

Improv, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Society, Society & Culture

4.91.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome in to the Rob Gucci show. We are back after an attempt to do this last night fell short because for some reason I got dizzy. A lot of you guys that are on my Patreon. By the way, Homeby 3 is a new Patreon. But for some reason on Patreon, it says you can join for free or you can join for a membership.

0:26.2

If you join for free, you ain't going to see anything.

0:32.4

So shout out to the Home By 3 Patreon.

0:35.2

The way that'll work is we do two or three episodes a week.

0:40.0

It'll just be an extension of one of the episodes, if you will.

0:45.0

Welcome in everybody last night.

0:46.7

I was doing this.

0:48.0

And for those of you that have been on my personal Patreon at Rob Gucci Show,

0:54.0

sometimes I don't get personal, but I will say things that I don't want 100 people to hear.

1:01.2

30 people here.

1:02.4

Can my wall shut the fuck up?

1:04.9

It's like the second I start podcasting, my whole house just starts making noise.

1:27.5

But I was telling you guys how I accidentally broke my brain in half during that eight-month bender and I have like a, it's like a vertigo type thing. And I got it in the middle of the episode. We were like 10 minutes in last night. And I was like, holy fuck. And I was like trying to power through, trying to power through. And I was like, dude, I I'm not about the pass I've never I've never passed out from this shit but it feels like you're on the

1:35.2

the Bobby brink of it it feels like can this wall shut up swear to God dude whenever I start

1:41.5

pocket whenever I start recording I think my neighbors are doing something.

1:46.8

My neighbors, dude.

1:48.2

I like to issue, we're going to get into this soon, but I'd like to issue an apology to the United States Army and military.

1:54.4

We're going to get into that.

1:55.6

I also have to issue an apology to one of my neighbors who I've been calling a weirdo because he is weird.

2:04.4

He relentlessly stares at me, the bottom half of my body in the back, and I'll be on the

2:11.3

treadmill at the local gym. He'll be looking at me, licking his lips. He has these really dark, like,

2:19.4

circles around his eyes. This guy just gives me, I don't like this guy's vibe.

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