So here's a story that I'm a couple days late on, but it's a great story nonetheless. I just haven't talked about it yet.

Honestly, I had forgotten about it because it happened over the weekend. And now it's just come to my attention again as I'm thinking about stupid things that athletes have been doing lately.

Like John Mateer three years ago posting that, you know, I'm sports betting and here's my Venmo

transactions. But this story is fascinating because we might be dealing with one of the dumbest

people ever. And that's saying something because the state of Louisiana produces many

dumb people, right? We are not a smart place.

We can pump them out.

We, along with Mississippi and Alabama and down there in SEC country, we can pump out

some good old salt to the earth folks.

We could also pump out some real dipsets.

And today's dipshit is J.T. Lindsay, who has been arrested. He was arrested

by campus police while he turned himself in on Friday afternoon. What did this guy do?

Headline reads, LSU running back arrested for allegedly harboring two murder suspects. Let's play a few commercials and let's dive into this

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