An Inkling In Your Papa’s Pants
Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2026
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
This week Tom and Julie performed an impromptu rendition of Abbott & Costello's "Susquehanna Hat Company" routine, and watched some Valentine's Day related clips submitted by YOU! Plus we finally got to the bottom of McDonald's CEO Chris Kempczinsk's food trend predictions for 2026.
CLIPS FROM THIS WEEK'S EPISODE:
-McDonald's CEO 2026 predictions
https://www.instagram.com/p/DTbEkDuEkAC/
-Kewpie Puss
https://www.instagram.com/p/DF-kiFnt84R/
-Valentines Day dinner
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00:00 Intro
07:32 Robert Altman
21:21 Susquehanna Hat Company
34:42 McDonald's CEO 2026 predictions
58:41 Kewpie Puss
01:11:35 Valentines Day dinner
01:17:15 Outro
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| 0:00.0 | Forever |
| 0:00.9 | Dog |
| 0:03.3 | Double threat is a show |
| 0:05.8 | We do. |
| 0:06.6 | Is this correct or incorrect? |
| 0:08.4 | It's correct, |
| 0:09.4 | but I just want to make sure one thing. |
| 0:10.9 | I just don't want to be, |
| 0:11.9 | look, |
| 0:12.1 | as much as I love talking to you |
| 0:14.9 | without us being recorded, |
| 0:17.7 | we just need to make sure |
| 0:19.8 | that we are being recorded. |
| 0:21.7 | Because there's like seven or eight episodes that we did. |
| 0:25.1 | We did that no one recorded. |
| 0:27.5 | I know. |
| 0:28.2 | And this is not on Carson's watch. |
| 0:31.1 | No, it wasn't. |
| 0:31.8 | It was the lost episodes, much like Frank Zappa has the lost episodes on Borking Pump. |
| 0:36.1 | Borking Pumpkin at one point was the producer of this show. |
| 0:39.8 | Yeah. Yeah. Dees and doze. We were doing, it was a show we were doing called D's and D's and Dose. |
| 0:49.6 | D's and Dose. It was about Frank Zappa outtakes and unreleased tracks. And Jimmy Carl Black was the producer. |
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