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All along, this was what was supposed to happen.

A novella about the inauguration.

Written and read by Curtis Sittenfeld.

Part 1 of 5.

Standing in the arrivals area of the Philadelphia airport, waiting for her 77-year-old Aunt Lettie to come into view,

Patrice thinks that it's not that she wasn't thrilled about the outcome of the election.

Of course she was. How could she not be? Nor is it that she wasn't planning about the outcome of the election. Of course she was. How could she not be?

Nor is it that she wasn't planning to celebrate the inauguration. It's just that she wasn't planning to

attend it. She'd seen the news reports. Up to 2 million people converging on the capital.

10,000 charter buses and 11,000 U.S. troops, and this to Patrice was the biggest deterrent,

more than 12,000 porta-potties.

Both blessed and cursed with an acute sense of smell, Patrice has more than once, when alone

and walking by a construction site, actually crossed a street to avoid passing within a few feet

of a porta potty's stench. And besides that, what would any normal person without special access

be able to see at the inauguration? The question wasn't whether you'd have a view of the swearing-in,

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