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Coming up next is something indescribable, tentilizing, and mind-numbing.

Enjoy.

There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror move.

Do you want to die, Sydney?

It's your turn to scream asshole. From the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

We are Halloweenes. I don't want to see a face up close I just want to get the grades see I'm in

damage control but I'm afraid but I might explode open up on my doors X- We'll be able to be able to eaters.

Happy Halloween, trick-or-treaters, dreamers, campers, and suspects. It's your boy, Michael Myers-Rofman, and we're back with a special episode. Very special.

Unless you've been living under a rock you've probably noticed that

Elvira's back. Yeah it's been a big month for the Mistress of the Dark in addition to celebrating her birthday as you saw on our socials.

She's back with a new book and a new special. In fact, it's called a very scary, very special special,

and it's airing on shutter this Saturday, September 25th at 8 p.m.

Eastern Standard time, and she's got a pretty fucking killer lineup I gotta say

uh... she's got a virus mistress of the dark classic nineteen eighty eight

basically one of the most rewatchable horror movies i think

uh... ever uh... she's She's also going to be airing House on

on the hill 1959 version William Castles. Then she's going to be airing the

city of the dead and Messiah of evil. That's a hell of a lineup I got to say, you know,

watch out Joe Bob, watch out. But in addition to that, she's more importantly, she's

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