An ATM Machine of Great Ideas with Symone

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Jennifer and Pumps are joined today by the award-winning drag queen Symone. The three have had it with bare feet in the airport, daylight savings and obnoxious little blue text messages. Pumps has had it with women taking too long in the bathroom and Jen has had it with Pumps’ and her most recent yak-mouthing offense. Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: I've Had It is brought to you by Cologuard®. Are you 45 or older? Start screening for colon cancer with Cologuard, an effective and noninvasive screening option for adults 45 and older at average risk for colon cancer. Rx only. Learn more at Cologuard.com/hadit. L'Oreal: This episode of I’ve Had It is brought to you by the new L’Oreal Paris Bright Reveal Dark Spot Serum and Broad-Spectrum SPF 50 Daily Lotion. Dark Spots? Game Over! Discover the new Bright Reveal Dark Spot Duo! Visit Target online and in-store to buy yours today! Lume: Visit LumeDeodorant.com today and use code HADIT for $5 off your Lume Starter Pack and returning customers get $5 off their next purchase of $30 or more. BlueLand: Blueland has a special offer for listeners. Right now, get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/HADIT Jenni Kayne: Find your forever pieces @jennikayne and get 15% off with promo code Hadit at jennikayne.com/hadit! #jennikaynepartner Quince: Take the drama out of planning an outfit and upgrade your closet with Quince today! Go to Quince.com/hadit for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Symone: @the_symone

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0:00.0	This episode of I've had it is brought to you by the new L'Oreal Paris Bright Revealed Dark Spot Serum and Broad Spectrum SPF 50 Daily Lotion. Dark Spots, game over.
0:13.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast?
0:19.0	Ready, one, two, three.
0:22.0	U. N nailed it.
0:23.7	You know, listener, when you can nail a clap at the advanced age that Pumps is, not to mention
0:30.1	the sagging dragons in the way.
0:31.6	I mean, you just don't even know it's hashtag blessed
0:35.0	hashtag winning hashtag podcast family hashtag aaARP clapping.
0:45.0	AARP clapping as sadly as that is, that's true.
0:49.0	Humps, what have you had it with?
0:51.0	Oh my gosh, what I have had it with? Oh my gosh what I have had it with is women that take so long in the bathroom.
0:58.6	It is ridiculous, it's unnecessary. I was at a football game last weekend and I was standing in line and it was a one-holer.
1:07.0	And this woman, there was a little line, the girl in front of the girl that I was behind, went in, she was in there maybe a minute and a half,
1:14.3	came right out, no problem.
1:16.5	This girl goes in and it's like seven minutes, this is after I start notching on my watch how long she's been in there. My friends are across the restaurant. They're like, what is going on in the bathroom? I'm like, I don't know. I mean, we're like yelling this across the restroom. And they're all like, like oh gosh it's going to be bad it's
1:34.8	going to be bad so one of her friends came over and knocked on the door because I think
1:40.4	she heard my friends and I being like what's going down in the bathroom
1:43.6	this is way too long in a public one-holer and she comes out and I knew it was gonna
1:49.0	stink but it didn't I think she was maybe intoxicated because she was having a little struggling a little
1:56.2	walking but the point is even drunk you can pee within a minute.
2:00.5	Let's talk about the options of what she could have been doing in the
2:03.3	restroom. Masturbating? That was my first thought.
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